I debated opening this post like I did the Gordan Ramsay frozen meal review with the sentiment, “I’m going into this wanting Guy Fieri to succeed!”
Nah – I mean, I did actually go into this wanting Guy Fieri to succeed. But the kindest thing I can for your pocketbooks is tell you to save your cash.
Before I even get started, let me to preface this review/roast by saying I am a long-time Guy Fieri fan. I’ve seen every episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 2-3 times. I own a Guy Fieri sweatshirt that I bought myself. Once I wrote an ode to Guy’s Grocery Games. Friday night in our household will always be Food Network Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives rerun night. I bow down to how he’s brought the Top Chef and Food Network worlds together. I have a Safia Nygaard-dining-at-his-Vegas-restaurant-wearing-a-flames-shirt-level of enthusiasm for him.