I confess I haven’t branched out much with my home cooking projects since September when we moved into our new house after living in a hotel room without a kitchen for several months.
Ever since we got our kitchen cleaned-up, I’m excited to cook anything. Even the fact that I can make a grilled cheese sandwich on the stove top whenever I want to is still exciting.
We’ve been eating more simply during home ownership and I’ve prepare our ol’ reliables like meatloaf, spaghetti sauteed in olive oil with slivered garlic and hot red pepper, spicy beans and rice, and Jake’s favorite blanched greens (turnip, kale, collards) with caramelized onions and garlic in reduced honey and soy sauce. Last week, we ate our new favorite dinner of baked sweet potatoes topped with sour cream and it was glorious.
My blogging resolution for 2013 is to expand my home cooking projects. I want to be intentional about making something new each week and writing about it, whether it’s simply new to me, like roast chicken, or something I can’t find in Mason City, like Ethiopian Doro Wat.
I had a blast writing a guest post for a local blogger about trying to recreate a favorite Thai dish with what I could find in my community. I’d like to do more of this.
2013 Food Flops
Home cooking fails are impossible to avoid. They’re just part of the learning process and I have my fair share. You just don’t see most of them because I keep them to myself. Here are some of my most memorable flops from 2013.
- Gluten-Free Pizza
When I make pizza at home, I usually try to replicate Broders’ Cucina Italiana’s Eggplant Special pizza. It’s a time-intensive endeavor that involves making dough, roasting eggplant, caramelizing onions, adding herbs to goat cheese, slicing fresh mozzarella, and seasoning olive oil to brush on the dough.
On this occasion, I tried a box of gluten-free pizza crust mix from the store.
What a disaster.
The dough was sticky and impossible to spread. The baked crust was gummy and spongy. Even more maddening was the fact that these beautiful toppings were lost on this black hole of pizza crust-despair.
- Taralli Olive Oil Biscuits
- Rum Balls
Last Christmas, I tried to make rum balls for my coworkers. I was never that into rum balls until I tried ones my sister-in-law’s family made. They had exteriors that were smooth like marbles, a maple-brown color and a delightfully chewy texture.
I did rum ball research (though I was too bashful to inquire about the recipe I liked so much) and tried to make a couple varieties made from vanilla wafers or Oreos. Neither set up and they melted in my hands as I tried to form them into balls and roll them in sugar. They became firmer in the fridge but sat in slicks of congealed oil.
They tasted OK so I distributed them to my coworkers fresh from the refrigerator and set aside a box for a coworker since I heard they get better with age. When I returned from Christmas, they appeared so weepy that I threw them away.
I’m not sure if my coworkers also found oily messes, but they were so gracious that I’ll never know. We were probably not supposed to eat them at work, anyway, due to their rum content.
Do you have a tried and true rum ball recipe?
- Browned Butter Banana Bread
- Mustard-Crusted Catfish
One day I decided to create an easy baked fish dish where I would coat fish fillets in a mustard and bread crumb coating.
I lovingly coated some catfish fillets in a combination of Dijon mustard, bread crumbs, Cajun seasoning, fresh lemon juice and soy sauce. The topping actually turned out well, but the fish was the disaster because it tasted like chemicals. Truly horrid.
- Tikka Masala With Homemade Paneer
Do you know how to make homemade paneer that holds its shape when cooked?
- Country Captain Chicken
My childhood dreams were drowned in this Country Captain Chicken disaster.
When I grew up, I read cookbooks. I was especially fascinated with a Laguna Beach cookbook that my aunt and uncle gave my mom when they lived in Southern California.
When the Laguna Hills cookbook became mine, I tried the recipes I bookmarked long ago. Many have been successes, but this Country Captain chicken recipe was a fail.
In the end, we had a large pot of chicken that we struggled to finish. I could have made a mistake with a measurement or instruction, or maybe it’s possible that I just don’t like Country Captain Chicken, after all.
- Peanut Butter-Pineapple Stew With Spinach
Enough with the fails.
Visit my Pinterest Board for home cooking successes.